Manfaat Merokok

1. Perokok pasif lebih berbahaya daripada perokok aktif, maka untuk mengurangi resiko tersebut aktiflah merokok
2. Menghindarkan dari perbuatan jahat karena tidak pernah ditemui orang yang membunuh, mencuri dan berkelahi sambil merokok
3. Mengurangi resiko kematian; dalam berita tidak pernah ditemui orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok
4. Berbuat amal kebaikan; kalau ada orang yang mau pinjam korek api paling tidak sudah siap / tidak mengecewakan orang yang ingin meminjam
5. Baik untuk basa-basi / keakraban; Kalau ketemu orang misalnya di Halte kita bisa tawarkan rokok. Kalau basa-basinya tawarkan uang kan nggak lucu
6. Memberikan lapangan kerja bagi buruh rokok, dokter, pedagang asongan, pembuat asbak, pabrik kemasan dan perusahaan obat batuk
7. Bisa untuk alasan untuk tambah gaji karena ada post untuk rokok dan resiko baju berlubang kena api rokok
8. Bisa menambah suasana pedesaan/nature bagi ruangan ber AC dengan asapnya sehingga seolah-olah berkabut
9. Menghilangkan bau wangi-wangian ruang bagi yang alergi bau parfum
10. Kalau mobil mogok karena busi ngadat tidak ada api, maka sudah siap api
11. Membantu program KB dan mengurangi penyelewengan karena konon katanya merokok bisa menyebabkan impoten
12. Melatih kesabaran dan menambah semangat pantang menyerah karena bagi pemula merokok itu tidak mudah; batuk-batuk dan tersedak tapi tetap diteruskan (bagi yg lulus)
13. Untuk indikator kesehatan; biasanya orang yang sakit pasti dilarang dulu merokok. Jadi yang merokok itu pasti orang sehat
14. Menambah kenikmatan: sore hari minum kopi dan makan pisang goreng sungguh nikmat. Apalagi ditambah merokok!
15. Anti maling, waktu perokok batuk berat di malam hari
16. Membantu shooting film keji, rokok digunakan penjahat buat nyundut jagoan yg terikat dikursi… hahaha penderitaan itu pedih jendral…!
17. Film Koboy pasti lebih gaya kalo ngerokok sambil naek kuda, soalnya kalo sambil ngupil susah betul.
18. Teman boker yg setia
19. Buat ngelobangin jawaban-jawaban UAN
20. bungkus rokok, bisa untuk tempat menulis alamat dan no telpon cewek yang cantik.
21. busa (filter), bisa untuk membersihkan batang korek kuping jikalau tidak ada kapas.
22. tembakaunya, bisa untuk obat dan bisa untuk membunuh lipan atau lintah kecuali lintah darat.
23. abu rokok, bisa untuk obat luka dan memperhalus kuku.
24. asap rokok, bisa dijadikan pembasmi nyamuk walaupun sementara.
25. rokok juga bisa dijadikan teman waktu kerja.
26. dan masih banyak lagi manfaat merokok, jadi kalau ada ide tambahkan aja sendiri…oke !!!!

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